Q Why didn’t the little boy get any pocket money this week?
A Cos his Mum’s gone to Iceland!
Q What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A A large pizza can feed a family of four
Q What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A A pigeon can leave a deposit on a Ferrari
Q How do you define optimism?
A A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night
(Thanks to Jim Riley at Tutor2u.et)
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