Mr Marcus McGowan MSc PgDip BA (Hons)

This Business Education Learning Blog is aimed primarily at Higher Business Management students/teachers and ICT students/teachers.

The aim of this blog is to provide you with interesting articles, news, trivia as well as resources or links to materials which will help in your course of study.

I am a Teacher of Business Education and I have written for Education Scotland and BBC Bitesize.

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Monday, 20 October 2008

Credit Crunch Jokes

Q Why didn’t the little boy get any pocket money this week?
A Cos his Mum’s gone to Iceland!

Q What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A A large pizza can feed a family of four

Q What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A A pigeon can leave a deposit on a Ferrari

Q How do you define optimism?
A A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night

(Thanks to Jim Riley at Tutor2u.et)

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